parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
doncastrate: there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
angelshavethephonebox: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her Yes. Good. You go, boy.
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
firelordazula: do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
so-tired-of-running: del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think My love for this post is unbelievable.
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
If girls had a penis for a day:
jadeoo: dean-pudim: i-say-no-to-status-quo: No I’ll be more like : OR you forgot one I CAN’T BREATHE WHAT THE HELL? oh my god hahaha